Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Perfect Present

A dear faculty buddy surprised me today with an unexpected decorative lamp picture of a lovely shining beacon. If you took a glimpse in my office/IT reception area you would see it is plastered with exquisite miniature lighthouses, so this fits in perfectly with the d├ęcor I’ve got going on.

Though our gym is technically off limits this week, it hasn’t stopped determined gym rats as we defy orders and utilize the facilities at noon. Today found four perky blondes strolling around the indoor track under the watchful eye of iron-pumping, snaggletooth guy.

Capricorn December 22 - January 19
You will struggle to live down a particularly embarrassing incident this week after you're caught in public with the rest of your small, backwards town.

The Topfive.com’s 5 International Ways to Leave Your Lover

5> Lock her in the john, Juan.

4> Ditch her at the Kabuki, Teruyuki.

3> Knock up another chick, Mick.

2> Tell her you're gay, Jose.

1> Just show her that sore, Thor.

2 comments:

thephoenixnyc said...

Put her in the Pen, Chen

Circe said...

good one, Phoenix! hehehe