The Topfive.com’s 5 Rejected Slogans Promoting Abstinence
5> Don't think of it as less sex -- think of it as more time to watch "Babylon 5" reruns.
4> You've come a long way, Baby -- for nothing!
3> Abstinence: No f**kin' way!
2> Spend a little time away from the orifice.
1> "Hello, this is President Clinton with an important message for young people...."
She has a very sparkly er, personality; click at your own risk!
Aries March 21 - April 19
Tomorrow will be the perfect day to curl up in bed with a good book and sob hysterically about how you never properly learned to read.
4 comments:
Haha... those are fabulous!
(I'm not clicking on her... I don't think I'm up for "that" type of personality today.)
I have no idea why her face looks black on the regular page, but it looks perfectly clear when clicked and the shimmmers take over........
It's an animated GIF that has been converted to an PNG. Areas that were animated or transparent may have been made black on conversion.
Red. Sparkly. Pretty colors.
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