Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Heavenly Tears

Greetings gang! On this lovely October morning we are experiencing liquid globs from the sky and though it makes for a dreary view, we are grateful to welcome needed moisture. I will be gone this afternoon so I thought I’d get my precious posting done early, including your Tuesday Sexxy pic. And speaking of sex, or lack thereof…

The Topfive.com’s 5 Rejected Slogans Promoting Abstinence

5> Don't think of it as less sex -- think of it as more time to watch "Babylon 5" reruns.

4> You've come a long way, Baby -- for nothing!

3> Abstinence: No f**kin' way!

2> Spend a little time away from the orifice.

1> "Hello, this is President Clinton with an important message for young people...."

She has a very sparkly er, personality; click at your own risk!

Aries March 21 - April 19
Tomorrow will be the perfect day to curl up in bed with a good book and sob hysterically about how you never properly learned to read.

4 comments:

Traveling Chica said...

Haha... those are fabulous!

(I'm not clicking on her... I don't think I'm up for "that" type of personality today.)

Circe said...

I have no idea why her face looks black on the regular page, but it looks perfectly clear when clicked and the shimmmers take over........

Anonymous said...

It's an animated GIF that has been converted to an PNG. Areas that were animated or transparent may have been made black on conversion.

Bone said...

Red. Sparkly. Pretty colors.