September Song

Greetings gang and welcome to Tuesday. That’s right my flirty friends, it’s not really Monday though it very possibly feels like it. Considering I am still fighting the ‘cold from hell,’ I can’t say that I enjoyed boundless energy or thrilling activities throughout my three-day weekend, but what the heck, it was still nice to be off and thanks to the recent bounteous showers, I did get a lot of (beer-drinking) mowing done.

The Topfive.com’s 5 Pickup Lines Used by MySpace Pervs

5> "My allowance is WAY bigger than that. I can prove it: I'll leave a plane ticket for you at Heathrow and me *and my dad* will pick you up at La Guardia tomorrow."

4> "Your parents are just afraid of the superpowers you'll get if you click on the Tree of Knowledge link."

3> "I just removed MyPants from my friends list to make room for you."

2> "Well, *I* happen to like Strawberry Shortcake panties. Ignore those insults."

1> "What's a Special-Victims-Unit-detective-pretending-to-be-a-13-year-old like you doing with a MySpace page like this?"


In case you missed the MSN list, here is a rundown of some of the crazy/goofy baby names celebrities have inflicted on their blameless offspring.

Gwyneth Paltrow: Apple, Moses
Angelina Jolie: Maddox, Zahara, and Shiloh
Victoria Beckham: Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz
Nicholas Cage: Kal-el
Frank Zappa: Diva, Moon Unit, Ahmet Rodan, Dweezil
Julia Roberts: Phinnaeus, Hazel
Bruce Willis and Demi Moore: Rumer, Scout, Tallulah Belle
Russell Crowe: Tennyson
Jason Lee: Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf (poor kid!)
Bob Geldof and Paula Yates: Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, Pixie
Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence: Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily
Erykah Badu: Seven Sirius, Puma
Cher: Chastity
Geri Halliwell: Bluebell Madonna
David Bowie: Zowie
Tom Cruise: Suri