My usual cohorts were MIA at noon today leaving me and the new guy/student to stick it out in the grueling gym. He’s not bad looking but when he smiled and spoke to me I fought back the urge to gasp in horror. There is something drastically wrong when you are that young and missing several front teeth. Oh my!
Cancer June 22 - July 22
Remember: While volunteering to remove your shoes before entering a friend's apartment is indeed polite, volunteering to remove your shirt, pants, and undergarments is anything but.
The Topfive.com’s Web Acronyms We'd Like to See
5> SIYW: Surprise! I'm your *WIFE*!
4> GGMHWTV: Gotta go, Mom's here with the vacuum.
3> LOTSMKPFGM: Logging off to sell my kid's plasma for gas money.
2> AIIOMGSTV: "American Idol" is on -- must go shoot television.
1> MDSYMSCAMANHH2YHWALS: My dad saw your MySpace comment about me and now he's headed to your house with a loaded shotgun. (hahahha! Myspace…RME)
Aquarius January 20 - February 18
Frustrations will boil over and lead to unexpected aggression,when, for the third straight night, your 6-year-old son—the rude little bastard—falls asleep right in the middle of your bedtime story.
Don’t you just hate when the wee ones pull this boorish stunt? ;)