Tuesday, February 06, 2007

I'm Stylin'


Doesn’t this make an attractive accessory for my black sweater? Yes, I do realize it's backasswards but we are all proficient at deciphering mirror-speak, right? A gal in the financial aid office asked me to wear this sticker today and again tomorrow and I agreeably complied, but it just doesn’t do much for my ensemble.



And here is a pic of the startling object I found on the printer desk my plant perches on. Did I miss a vicious knife fight between rival gangs while I was blissfully walking the treadmill at lunch? At least it looked clean and ick-free.

To file in memory banks for next year’s blowout…

The Topfive.com’s 16 Signs You're at a Lame Super Bowl Party

16> Your friends cheer for the Budweiser Clydesdales and
groan at the Coors twins.
15> Your host serves plenty of crab cakes and Chesapeake
Lager,blissfully unaware that the Colts no longer play in
Baltimore.
14> Tough to hear the commentary over all the knitting.
13> Your host's homemade giant plasma screen TV is leaking
all over the carpet and he wants to know if you're type A
positive.
12> For the 250,000th time, some moron says, "Da Bearz!"
11> Your boss says, "As long as you're going to the break
room, why don't you make 20 copies of the Whittaker proposal."
10> Your drunken buddy casually mentions how much better the
game would be if offensive lineman wore only thongs.
9> You miss the opening kickoff when your host insists on
watching the last five minutes of a "Will & Grace" rerun.
8> No one is allowed to do a Jell-O shot without first
hearing the host's Bill Cosby impression.
7> The guy who organized it refers to fondue as "FUNdue."
6> TV's broken, game's on the radio and Earl and Danny are
reenacting the action using marionettes.
5> "Like those Tofurkey nachos, Bob? The Tupperware bowl
they're in comes in six attractive colors for only $6.99."
4> Who knew Costco even *made* beer?!
3> After every botched play, your host, a former pro football
star, insists on showing you how he would have done it--if
he had done it.
2> "Okay, everyone: Whenever that Peyton guy throws a
touchdown, we each do a sudoku!"
1> The only wardrobe malfunction involves too much Zima and
your own man-boob.

Deranged entities stumbled their way to our preshus blog thanks to these recently-searched phrases. Though not nearly as entertaining, bizarre and gutbustingly funny as Kranki’s, this list it is nevertheless quite the eye-opener.

-spitting cobra fountain

-sagittarius female alcohol

-cold cut trio happy Gilmore

-eye of newt hangover

-cooties bug pictures

-the witches prosthetics photos

-guy sat on his face

-cats with broken tails

-a voice so husky she could pull a sled with it

-crotch itch after consuming alcohol

-braless fun

-blogging to find companionship

That last one is kind of sweet actually, but I’m very concerned about the party looking for witches with photogenic prosthetics. ;)

7 comments:

Traveling Chica said...

Too funny!

But honestly, as bad as that Super Bowl was, perhaps Will & Grace reruns wasn't such a bad alternative...

Circe said...

I'm still sorry I was unaware of the Puppybowl. That had to be just adorable. :)

Dave Evanns said...

weird - I asked for a spitting cobra fountain for christmas, but never got it.

Traveling Chica said...

Yeah, I'm sorry I missed it too.

We can mourn the lost opportunity together.

Circe said...

Dave, actually that does sound like a pretty cool fountain now that I think about it... :)

Bone said...

Um, in the "there are no stupid questions only stupid people" category... what is fafsa?

:)

Those 16 signs had me smiling big throughout.

Oh, and sorry about the crotch itch search O:)

Circe said...

Thank you dear Bone, I was waiting for someone to ask me what FAFSA stood for. And it is Free Application for Federal Student Aid.

Um, I had to look it up as I had a good idea, but not sure I could have told anyone just off the cuff. :)

And yes, we are the place to come to for solutions regarding crotch itch. *giggles*