Friday, February 09, 2007

Friday Foo Foo

Gratuitous kitty pics:



Did I just hear that contraption start up?


Waiting...


Finally!


It is good to be a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3 Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

5 comments:

thephoenixnyc said...

Great cat pics and a GREAT list on why its great to be a woman.

I could add one more. Your sexual organs don't shut down after downing a bottle of Whiskey.

Circe said...

Very, very true Phoenix. Sad, but true about the whiskey. And yet the 'horniness level' rises exponentially...

That is my precious BW upping the cuteness factor. :) He is fascinated by water, no matter the source, and obviously enthralled by the printer.

Bone said...

Crap.

I can't argue with any of those.

MEN: Getting more women than any other organization for the past several thousand years.

Burg said...

Ummm.. Well, crap..

4. I think I actually might..

5. Well, I was the only stupid person who told twisted to wear black shoes with her navy pants.. Judging by some of the other commments, I must be really stupid for this! So I guess that also makes 10 null and void where I'm concerned..

Traveling Chica said...

Loved the cat pics!

No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

Sooooooooooo true. Who ever thought that was a good idea?!?!