Monday, February 26, 2007

Chunks of Change

I found out a little bit of information today that would have been nice to know about three days ago!!!

This morning as I sat at my desk, one of the guys in my area said "I have something I need to tell you guys". We all (me and 6 guys), perk up and listen because this guy rarely speaks. He's so quiet!

He begins....
Well last Friday I headed to the bathroom and while I was peeing I noticed XYZ in the stall taking a big dump. He got finished and walked out of the bathroom... past the sink. He did not wash his hands. I came back to our area and began working when XYZ walked in behind me and asked for you (looking at me). You werent here, so he went into your office and picked up the phone to make a call.

Gasps of disbelief and grossness filled the room

He follows with... he did that without washing his hands. He had poop hands!

My stomach churned... followed with my screams and why didnt you tell me this FRIDAY!

He said I wasnt around before he left and so he couldnt tell me until today.

A BIG neon sign or note or something would have been good!

I've Lysoled and bleached my phone... disinfected my desk, keyboard and mouse...

He has been the butt of the jokes today..... *giggle* but really that's not funny to have poo chunks on ya and then use my phone!!!


Traveling Chica said...


It's bad enough to do it to your own phone (still gross and unacceptable in my opinion) but someone else's????

Uff da.

Burg said...

Ah that's disgusting!!!!!!

CruiserMel said...

Sooooo disgusting. But basically, if you're going to wait 3 or 4 days, why tell me at all? That's just wrong, in every way.

Bone said...

Ewwww!!! I think you should put in a requisition form for a new non-biohazard phone :)

thephoenixnyc said...

That is the best laugh I had today.

Kerry said...

I used my cell all day today. I just sat and looked at my lonely phone... smelling of lemon Lysol.

I think I might turn in a request for a new phone. At least a new 'unused' one :) lol

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