Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Erection is Up in the air

PROVIDENCE, R.I. - A former handyman from North Providence who won more
than $400,000 in a lawsuit over a malfunctioning penile implant may not get the
money after a judge dismissed his claim.

The implant has caused Lennon to have an erection for 10 years.

Lennon received the steel and plastic implant in 1996, about two years
before the impotence drug Viagra went on the market. The Dura-II is designed to
allow impotent men to position the penis upward for sex, then lower it.

But Lennon, 68, said he can't position his penis downward because the
device is "I'm suffering with it right now," he told The Providence Journal
during a recent interview. "It never stops. It's like a constant
headache."


Buaaahahahahah! Its a constant headache.
Why aren't there any pictures to go along with this article? There are always pictures. Did they get to view the evidence in court? Surely they each got a chance to view the evidence and guarantee with their own eyes that it in fact was faulty. Gosh, that would have been an interesting case to be on.....

2 comments:

Traveling Chica said...

This is too funny.:)

Okay, so maybe not to him, but to me it's hilarious.

Circe said...

I'm getting a visual of a 68-year old man with a continuous hard-on....
*bursts into laughter*