Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Muscle Madness

Anorexic girl is back on the prowl. Actually, she's never been off... but this week she's really driving me crazy so I have to write about it. I've blogged about her before (i'll find the post) but here lately she's taken a new look.

Let me briefly refresh memories...
She is at the gym 'working out' regardless of what time I make it in, so that means she's there all the time. I never see her crack a sweat yet she clocks hours on the treadmill or eliptical trainer, lifts baby weights, etc. She selects the same treadmill every time because it is directly in front of a mirror and she can spend the next hour or two staring at herself and periodically checking her phone to see if she missed a call even though it never rang. In our weight training class she places herself in the very front and spends the next hour looking herself up and down - regardless of what position we are in, she's looking in that mirror. Oh! and.... she's a complete biatch!

She won't speak. I guess she's afraid she'll crack her makeup if she smiles or speaks. A few days ago, I had a soft moment and I passed her on the floor... I smiled and said 'hi'. She just looked at me... then away... and walked on. Biatch! Her scrawny undernourished cellulite arse has issues!

One of which I can't quite figure out. She looks pregnant. She's deathly thin but has this protruding stomach. Of course it could be distended because she's starving, but it appears as if she's got a bun in the oven. She stands around with it sticking out and doesnt try to suck it in. It doesn't seem to be growing though.... well, it has somewhat because the first time I noticed it was about 4 months ago but by this time it should be huge! I'm not sure what's going on there... but with all the admiring she does of herself and how she thinks she's perfect, you'd think she'd noticed the roundness in the middle.

Last night she was 'training' another girl. Now, that was a sight to see. Anorexic girl, who curls a whopping 7.5lbs each arm, training another person. I noticed she was even loaded up on some drink... those that athletes mix for energy and muscle building. She'd filled an entire gallon of water with it and was carrying the gallon around sipping on it. Good grief. That girl needs a hamburger or a big shot of protein supplements. Something with substance! An attitude adjustment wouldn't hurt either!

8 comments:

TC said...

An attitude adjustment wouldn't hurt either!

I agree!

thephoenixnyc said...

I'm crushed, I've been deblogrolled. : (

Egan said...

Let's hope for the sake of the unborn child, she's not preggers. She definitely has issues with image and it's sad. That would really suck to be that unhappy when you see yourself in the mirror. Keep us posted on the belly developments.

socal sweetie said...

Wow that girl sounds like quite a character. I'm glad I haven't come across someone like that recently...lol good luck w/her!

Kerry said...

She is quite the character. I wish I could capture just a bit of her in video for y'all to see. I've often wondered if when she looks in the mirror, she sees a big chunky girl... and in reality she's undernourished. Dunno, but i'll keep you posted!

BTW Egan.... it's so exciting to hear about your baby news! I cant wait to see the little guy (or girl) ;)

Circe said...

Kerbear, did we accidentally get rid of our Phoenix??!!! ooops!

Kerry said...

Skinny Legs?!? He's on our list... and I go right to it...

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