Monday, December 18, 2006

Parking Lot Rage

Avoid the mall at all cost.

People are everywhere and that one chick driving the black Lexus with her unruley blonde pony tail, screaming kid in the back, and clueless mother/in-law riding shotgun will totally piss you off because she can't drive worth crap. Obviously got her driver's license at a second hand store where they teach (or dont) you to not understand the proper use of a stop sign and when you should be done stopping and finally GO already! and then to take your own flipping sweet time to turn the corner only to straddle both lanes - keeping everyone from being able to go and make the next light!

Yes, she will piss you off.

11 comments:

Traveling Chica said...

And all of this after you didn't get what you were looking for? Or am I the only one having that luck?

Egan said...

Do you not like Lexus drivers?

Burg said...

Malls.. *shudders*

You are a brave one.

Kerry said...

TC: You arent the only one having that luck. This was trip 2, to the mall during a lunch hour to try to find 'that perfect gift' for someone... and left without it. I think maybe the mall isnt the place for me (during this time, anyways)

Egan: Its not that I dont like Lexus drivers... but its THAT driver in particular and she happened to be driving a Lexus. However, i have noticed 'those' drivers do tend to think they have their own set up driving rules. lol

Burg: Its the bravest thing i've done... go to the mall ;)

Traveling Chica said...

Brave is going to the mall this coming Saturday... or any shopping place for that matter! Here's hoping you find that "perfect" gift before then!

Kerry said...

oh yes! I shudder at the thought of shopping this next weekend!

Egan said...

Ha, be careful about the Lexus thing. There are bad drivers in "lesser" cars too, but we tend to give them the benefit of the doubt. We're rough on the Lexus drivers.

Bone said...

I like shopping late at night, after the mall is closed.

OK, I don't even know what that means.

Kerry said...

Bone:
Wal-Mart at 3am is fun... it's less crowded and you get to watch all the drunks try to shop. haha

Egan said...

Bone gets love et pas moi? Je me suis blessé.

Kerry said...

hhmmm... that's french.... but i'm not picking it all up. I'll google it! :)