Cancer June 22 - July 22
Most firearm accidents occur in the home. Avoid the chance of serious injury by getting shot repeatedly at work this week.
Leo July 23 - August 22
Your meticulous attention to detail will once again ruin an otherwise fun and pleasureable pasttime.
Virgo August 23 - September 22
Fears of dying alone will soon be allayed when more than 2,000 fire ants keep you company during those last terrifying minutes.
Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
The stars indicate that love is in your future. They also indicate your latitude and longitude, if you have a sextant and a basic knowledge of geometry.
Pisces February 19 - March 20
What may at first appear to be an insurmountable obstacle will in time be seen for what it really is: an impenetrable barrier.